The joke that Sam and Bob didn't get right away when I told it on the air.

The Amish Joke

An Amish boy and his father were visiting Highland mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two bright, red walls that could move apart and back together again. 

The boy asked his father, "What is this, father?" 

The father answered, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is." 

While the boy and his father were watching, wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. 

The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.

The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. 

The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24 year-old woman stepped out. 

The father said to his son, "Go get your mother!"

(pauses for uproar)

OK, back to your regularly scheduled program

By the way, congratulations Bob Cole on being inducted in to the Country Hall of Fame even though you haven't quite made it on the list yet!  They just need to update their website.